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Why Everything Sucks

admin — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:00:31 +0000

Craig Ferguson actually is onto something here.

Craig Ferguson’s opening monologue rant from last week gives his grand theory of why everything sucks. Sure, it could have been penned by CBS’ ad sales group, who pound the pavement pitching the importance of whole audience popularity (which places CBS as the most-watched network) vs. the 18-49 adult demo (which advertisers tend to value). But in the broadcast late-night field, only Ferguson (and, on occasion, Dave Letterman) ever seems to really drop the veneer of Talk Show Host and bluntly says what they really think. What’s great about Ferguson is he cares … and yet doesn’t give a s–t … if that distinction makes sense …

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Community Organizer College

admin — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:20:46 +0000

Learn to agitate with the best of the bunch.

Community Organizer College

will teach you how to get out the vote.

Imagine developing skills to help your dear deceased grandparents getting at least one (and hopefully more) more opportunity to make their voices heard.

Help out the poor and indigent with the necessities of life while assisting to help them get to the polling booth to vote for YOUR candidate.

Gain valuable insight in creative ways to get ~~as many registrations~~ the most from every voter you meet.

Cash For Clunkers

admin — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:25:41 +0000

OMG!!!!! You need to watch this before you even think about visiting the

Cash for Clunkers

website!!!!

If this doesn’t scare the crap out of you and how the federal government can quickly get into your life with your permission no less. The thought police are on watch beware.

Look at it this way, by approving this the government can simply install unbeknownst to you a small program that will allow them unfettered access to you machine. Not sure I want them to have access to this stuff, do you?

Barack Obama Saves The Day-Jib Jab Does it Again!

admin — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:37:44 +0000

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admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:23:27 +0000

Like a little boy, Barney Frank wilts under any sort of interrogation of the truth behind his corruption grabs his ball and goes home. Shameful!!!! <object width=”425″ height=”344″><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/E-ZCEJMWmiM&hl=en&fs=1&”></param><param name=”allowFullScreen” value=”true”></param><param name=”allowscriptaccess” value=”always”></param><embed src=”http://www.youtube.com/v/E-ZCEJMWmiM&hl=en&fs=1&” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” allowscriptaccess=”always” allowfullscreen=”true” width=”425″ height=”344″></embed></object>

Government Motors New Car

admin — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:03:31 +0000

See The USA in your Chevrolet la la la la la la la la la la I can’t wait to see the new Obama Motors car lines. Here is a preview… aren’t you just tingling in anticipation?

Lawmakers Have Long Rewarded Their Aides With Bonuses – WSJ.com

admin — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:20:18 +0000

WASHINGTON — While Congress has been flaying companies for giving out bonuses while on the government dole, lawmakers have a longstanding tradition of rewarding their own employees with extra cash — also courtesy of taxpayers.

Capitol Hill bonuses in 2008 were among the highest in years, according to LegiStorm, an organization that tracks payroll data. The average House aide earned 17% more in the fourth quarter of the year, when the bonuses were paid, than in previous quarters, according to the data. That was the highest jump in the eight years LegiStorm has compiled payroll information.

Total end-of-year bonuses paid to congressional staffers are tiny compared with the $165 million recently showered on executives of American International Group Inc., which is being propped up by billions of dollars of U.S. government subsidies. But Capitol Hill bonuses provide a notable counterpoint to the populist rhetoric and sound bites emanating from Washington these past weeks.

via Lawmakers Have Long Rewarded Their Aides With Bonuses – WSJ.com.

Steelers Give Up Super Bowl Trophies

admin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:23:37 +0000

Updated: March 32, 2009

Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and hard work.

Steelers to Lose Super Bowl Trophies

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. “The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.”

“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title.” Obama promises. “We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.”

Obama provides hope to NFL teams.

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.

All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for “Hope and Change.”